Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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