Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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