That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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