i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Randomize
