I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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