you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
The adults are the big ones right?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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