I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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