just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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