woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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