Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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