there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
is wine microwaveable?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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