I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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