You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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