Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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