We're facebook friends in real life
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You pole danced in your parka.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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