have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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