Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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