Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize