you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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