no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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