So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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