I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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