Whod you bang
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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