Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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