u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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