Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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