yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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