ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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