BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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