It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
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