I showed him my bush... on skype.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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