my vag is so smooth its legendary
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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