Its about making memories worth repressing
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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