ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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