similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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