She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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