the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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