As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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