Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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