As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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