When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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