He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Randomize
