you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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