I'm sorry my penis didn't work
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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