The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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