You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
