what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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