we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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