I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Randomize
