Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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