I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
