well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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