U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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