Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Say something about gay babies.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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