She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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