Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Porn is love you can see.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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