STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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