Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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