Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Randomize
