ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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